AND THE WINNER IS...........ME!

My poor son, if he makes it to one, it will be amazing. Last week, I knocked a lamp off the dresser, sending broken glass everywhere. I thought I did a pretty good job of cleaning it up, but apparently not. On Saturday morning, I was working at the computer and Ashton was sitting on the floor playing with his toys, I looked over and he had blood all over his lips. I went over and sure enough, he had a piece of glass in his mouth. He found the one piece I missed - what are the damn odds?

As if this wasn't bad enough, this morning Kaiden starts yelling, "Mommy, Ashton has money in his mouth!" I look over and he is standing next to the nightstand on my husbands side of the bed, where I distinctly remember there being two dimes, and now there was one. When I got around the bed, the dime was gone - and by gone I mean not in his mouth and nowhere to be found. So basically I can only assume that my son is worth ten cents more than he was yesterday! We will have to wait to see how this tale concludes...

Tomorrow I am thinking about leaving a straight blade around for the little tyke to play with!