... or what NOT to buy someone when you are on vacation. My Dad was in Florida all last week and when he got home yesterday, in the middle of our Mother’s Day celebration, he broke out the gifts that he got everyone while he was out of town. I knew it would be some type of airport type gift, but I had no idea that he would have put so much extra thought and effort into mine.

Behold, the gorgeous, faux silver, “Real Metal” skull and hatchet necklace:

Seriously, I am not kidding… that is what he bought for me. I was speechless to say the least. Are you jealous? You should be! What glorious black-tie event should I wear it to first? Oh the possibilities!

Happy Mother’s Day!  I relaxed most of the day today in my pajamas… it was nice.  Todd and the kids got me some really pretty flowers and some really sweet cards.  Kaiden has hugged me about 32 million times and told me “Happy Mother’s Day” each time and Ashton keeps grabbing stuff from around the house and handing it to me telling me “It’s for you mom, you know, for Mudder’s Day!” - then I have to put it all away - but that is work I do not mind.  Hope everyone had a good Mother’s Day.

It’s Monster Trucks on the beach tonight and Grave Digger is here… so you know we had to bring Ashton down here. He is in heaven.

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I hate when completely unimportant, NON-BUSY, dumbasses wear bluetooth ear pieces 24/7, like they are in fact very important, busy people. They are not. Seriously. And guess what, we know they are not important or busy. It’s not hard to spot the difference, especially when you are in the freezer section of Super K-Mart in a pair of Lee jeans and a “No Fear” t-shirt from 1991 or when you are a 400 pound, non-working woman in a moo moo at Applebees. Just stop!!!  You know damn well that no one is calling your phone. That one phone call that you make once a week to your mom DOES NOT warrant you wearing that ear piece 24/7 like a complete douchebag!  It just makes me want to punch you right in the damn face!

If you are reading this and you are one of the douchebags I am referring to… sorry.  If you are legitimately busy and/or driving a lot, I understand - really I do!

Spent the evening at a keg party… and we moved the party to a bar.

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