1. I am a natural blond.
  2. I have a horrible driving record.
  3. My husband & I have a lot of tattoos.
  4. I try to get a pedicure every two weeks.
  5. I am the oldest child of three.
  6. Ever since I had children, I am a cleaning fanatic.
  7. I have a red-nosed pitbull that looks like a cow named Moses (RIP Moses) We have a mutt named Gilly, she is a pain in the ass.
  8. I drive a white Nissan Muranoblack Ford Edge Urban SUV and I love it.
  9. I could watch Comedy Central all day, every day.
  10. I love hard music.
  11. I can drink an entire bottle (or two) of coconut rum and still be okay.
  12. My mouth is the worst potty mouth ever!
  13. My father is a high ranking retired military officer & pilot.
  14. I have lived in Florida, California, Rhode Island & Virginia.
  15. At one point in my life, I liked Guns & Roses.
  16. I work for a commercial construction consulting company where I work on construction schedules all day.
  17. I was baptized and raised an Episcopalian.
  18. My two children were also baptized Episcopalian.
  19. My husband has never been baptized & probably never will.
  20. I love steak fajitas from real mexican restaurants.
  21. My husband I met over the phone through my ex-boyfriend and fell in love in one conversation.
  22. My first kiss was in 1st grade on the circle time rug while the teacher was reading a story.
  23. I play practical jokes on my parents very regularly.
  24. I hate driving next to 18-wheelers, especially on two-lane roads.
  25. I started smoking when I was 13 and quit when I was 23.
  26. I do not like being around smokers now, which my best friend Nadine gives me shit for every time she lights up.
  27. Somehow I ended up working in the Construction Industry.
  28. I loved the show Alf when it was on the air and begged my mom to buy me a stuffed Alf.
  29. Some of my best elementary school memories occurred during the last couples skate at the school skating party to the soundtrack of Journey.
  30. I was pretty good at Shoot the Duck at those skating parties, but not limbo.
  31. I was always that friend that was the worst influence, but somehow was the most loved and trusted by the parents.
  32. I HATE Seafood.
  33. I was a bartender while I was in college.
  34. I can drink my husband under the table.
  35. He will not admit that fact.
  36. I never got good grades.
  37. But am smarter than the average bear!
  38. My husband grew up in Hawaii.
  39. Where he sported a mullet.
  40. He denied this fact until his mother gave me a picture.
  41. He then said that they were in style in Hawaii.
  42. I told him that when I saw North Shore, no one had mullets.
  43. He told me to shut up and he hates me.
  44. He also wore homemade OP shorts, which I refer to as “PO’s,” as in “you were to po to buy the real thing.”
  45. I have a warped sense of humor!
  46. I hated being pregnant…both times.
  47. Fortunately, I had very easy deliveries…both times.
  48. My first was induced and my second was pre-mature.
  49. I hated being in the hospital both times.
  50. I am half way through this list.
  51. I have had long hair forever.
  52. I have never met my weekly budget.
  53. I continue to believe that I have a budget
  54. I am a pretty decent wakeboarder
  55. My husband is much better
  56. I used to run 5 miles a day before I had children. (Back to running 3 to 4 miles a day)
  57. I don’t have a lot of patience.
  58. My favorite color is yellow.
  59. I like cherry flavored stuff, but hate cherries.
  60. I like bananas, but hate banana flavored stuff.
  61. I cannot stay under 700 minutes on my cell phone, ever! Damn you Nadine and Dena!
  62. I wish that chips and onion dip were good for you.
  63. When my husband and I were dating, it was nothing for us to blow $300 to $400 a night at the bars.
  64. I had an epidural with both my deliveries.
  65. I did not breastfeed either time because I do not produce enough milk.
  66. That was very depressing for me after Kaiden was born.
  67. I did not let it get to me so much when Ashton was born.
  68. I cannot have more than four ice cubes in my drink unless I have a straw.
  69. I cannot stand when people whistle at work or clip their nails at work - it really pisses me off.
  70. I make the best twice baked potatoes EVER!
  71. I have suffered from sinus problems and allergies my whole life.
  72. I also get migraines.
  73. I am so allergic to poison ivy, that I usually have to be hospitalized and put on steroids when exposed.
  74. They found cancerous cells on my cervix when I was pregnant with Ashton.
  75. I am supposed to get a pap smear every three to four months now.
  76. I LOVE buying office supplies and desk accessories.
  77. I have always used Huggies diapers and Enfamil formula.
  78. My OBGYN called my husband a “pussy” when he tried to back out of cutting the umbilical cord with Kaiden.
  79. I have always been a HUGE fan of apple juice - so is my daughter.
  80. I am a classic example of my children being punishment for my ways.
  81. I cannot sleep if there are dishes in the sink.
  82. I am always gung ho with anything new, but have always had problems with finishing anything.
  83. I am 5’3 inches tall.
  84. I wear a size 9 shoe.  I was a size 8 before I had kids.
  85. I love people watching.
  86. I get flusterred very easily and tend to spaz out.
  87. I only wear mascara on a daily basis.  If we are going to an event, I add eye shadow, eye liner and a little lip gloss. NEVER any powder, foundation or caked on junk.
  88. I have witnessed two people die.
  89. I have been held at gunpoint and charged with a felony for “fictitious tags” because my car dealership forgot to transfer my tags and the cop thought I stole my car.
  90. I forgot about and failed to appear in court for the above mentioned felony and was found “Not Guilty” in my absence! HAHA
  91. I have always been a liquor drinker, but have recently been craving beer.
  92. If I EVER lose all the weight I gained having kids, I am getting a boob job (NOT BIGGER… just you know - lifted and purtied up).
  93. I hate wearing my seatbelt.