Well I successfully found my new crack, I know you care. Have you tried these 5 Hour Energy shots? Screw coffee! These little things are the BOMB! I am hooked, like an inner city hooker is hooked to quickie blowjobs for a couple bucks, like a whiny mid-western kid with family problems is hooked to meth, like an upscale trophy wife is hooked to vodka… you get the point.
They really do work. You feel energy immediately and you do not crash later. They are a little sour, but if you do it like a shot and just get it down, you don’t really notice. I want to make out with the bottle after I drink it… that’s how much I love them. I’m just sayin…
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