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Dec
20
2006

All I Want For Christmas…

THANK GOD Kristine found these beautiful gift ideas. I had no idea what to ask for for Christmas, but it is SO clear now - The Proud Pussy Ring (I am quite sure my mom’s ass just puckered up after reading that and she is now thinking “why did she have to write that on her website”).

Ladies, you can now be proud of your nether-region and display a replica of it on your ring finger. Are you an Amanda or a Leyla? Half the fun of getting the ring is squatting down over a mirror to decide which one is for you!!! What are you waiting for? Go. Squat. Order!!!

P.S. I have really done it now. First, I preceded my church post with a post about “Dick in a Box” and have now managed to succeed it with a post about pussy rings. Who will be meeting me in hell for cocktails?

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OMG! THAT'S HAWT!!! LOL PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Posted by Betty on 2006-12-24 23:46:39 Dena, I'll bet that Misty's laughing at both of us!
Posted by David on 2006-12-22 13:10:53 LOL.... made me giggle.
Posted by jenn on 2006-12-22 12:55:52 I threw up...a lot!
Posted by Dena on 2006-12-22 10:56:18 I'll be the first to lick!
Posted by David on 2006-12-21 21:13:36 OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) I'll be first to toast!
Posted by tj on 2006-12-21 19:36:01 When Misty and I were at the oral sex seminar a few weeks ago, and we were doing the practical sessions, I learned a lot about what it takes for Misty to scream. I don't think you're the one.
Posted by Dena on 2006-12-21 17:52:44 Misty's gonna scream!
Posted by David on 2006-12-21 16:09:04 I'm going to puke.
Posted by Dena on 2006-12-21 15:37:56 Misty, my face is available!
Posted by David on 2006-12-21 15:18:43 For the love of God. Be proud of your vaginas ladies, but is it really necessary to rest your giney on your son's FOREHEAD?!! That's just wrong.
Posted by Maddie on 2006-12-21 14:09:44 Oh.. my... GAH! I know you didn't order one of these. Please say no.
Posted by holli on 2006-12-21 13:47:50 Wow, I can't imagine someone actually weraing ne of these. I guess our private area isn't so private anymore.
Posted by erin on 2006-12-21 08:55:56 Great idea, Misty! This calls for further discussion!
Posted by David on 2006-12-21 07:47:54 ROFL!! At first when I read,"I have really done it now," I thought you meant squatted over a mirror to decide which one was you. :D Girl, get your ass in church Christmas Eve. I know that's where I'll be. ;)
Posted by Kristine on 2006-12-20 19:38:43 Not only putting it on your finger, but explaining to someone what it is. Can you imagine an impressionable 8th grade girl asking me about my jewelery? Um...not so much. LOL
Posted by Chatty on 2006-12-20 19:33:36 Gawd I must be getting old, because that's just WRONG!?? And who names theirs?? That is not NECESSARY! heeb
Posted by Bev on 2006-12-20 19:32:58 WTF!!!
Posted by Miss E on 2006-12-20 17:26:51 uggh....I want to meet someone that would actually wear one of those! Writing about it is one thing, putting it on your finger? Well, that's just foul.
Posted by Dena on 2006-12-20 14:53:48

how to make box valences, need these for living room

you can make these crescent roll dough, cream cheese bars with pie filling or just simply the cream cheese mixture with some choc chips!

Get rid of ants almost overnight with this solution!! Pinning just in case.

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