“I waked up just in time to wake up Mommy!”
“MOM… Can you PLEASE just wait your patience with me for a minute!”
“Ugghh, why does my eye keep itching? Do you think I have that thing they call side effects Mom?”
“Aww MAN, that’s gross, I am totally going to varmint on you!”
And finally this one…
ME TO MY MOM: “How are we going to do Christmas this year?” (inquiring about dinner, etc)
ASHTON: “The RIGHT WAY, so we don’t get on that naughty list!!!”
The boy consistently cracks me the hell up.
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