Ashton Says

The joys of having a voicetrous (is that a word) four year old son at bath time:

While getting into the bathtub, screaming at me in the other room:
“HEY MOM! MOM! Can you hear me? My willy is getting ready to grow up in a minute if you wanna come see the show.”

After being in the bathtub and being yelled at to stop putting the bath water into his mouth and spitting it everywhere:
“MOM! I wasn’t doing it so could you please just stop it right now with this nonsense! You must be crazy or something woman.”

*We can totally thank our little buddy Ethan for Ashton’s new love of and use of the word “woman” - Thanks Ethan!*

Nice, huh? Holy crap where does he come up with it.