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Apr
14
2008

Boring Day & Vulva

I wish something exciting had happened today that I could post about… but alas, nothing. Peggy did send me an awesome link to a new wonderful scent for men - Vulva - make sure you are not at work or around kids when you click on that link. Basically it is vagina scent for men. WTF? Who wants to walk around smelling like a big ol’ vagina? I am going to get some as stocking stuffers for people next Christmas… I just hate to spend money on something I could probably make myself… ya know? :D

I did do thirty minutes on my elliptical and walked three miles, so that was productive. Other than that… pretty boring day. How about you? Anything funny and exciting?

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Wow... Just... Wow. And maybe also yuck.
Posted by The Bombshell on 2008-04-28 14:24:15 OMG VULVA!! i love that you posted that word... vulva!!
Posted by daniel on 2008-04-14 22:26:28 That's excactly what I need is to attract lesbian's. My my luck Jannet Reno would show up at my door. Reno: "Hey sexy!" Mr. Peepers: It would be Waco all over again. I would hold up until the smell wore off or she burnt me out. So in honor of this pugent topic Two of my Favorite songs about this topic. http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/Music/Misc/Wash the Coochie Honey.WAV "Oh no, what is this? Something down here smells like fish. When was the last time you used the sink? Ewwwwwwwwww, your booty stinks. I hate to tell ya but I don't want to smell ya, oh miss thing you smell so funny, wont you wash the coochie honey. Wash the coochie honey. IVORY! I'm so free when you wash the coochie honey! & http://www.bobnarley.com/Smells_Like_Fish_Parody_Song_Metallica_Style Out of my bed, something smells dead Burning my eyes, clogging my head You got a stench, like a bad wench It's really damn far from heaven sent It's strong, What's wrong? You better douche before I'm gone You Whore! Tonight!, or I'll just have to kiss your ass Goodbye I won't go down, won't fool around Please douche this This aint my wish, You aint no dish You Smell Like Fish! You Smell Like Fish! Your butt smells like dung god it's no fun, with toilet paper stuck down there I said I'd go down, down on your mound Then I went down and saw brown down there Get clean, you smell mean Have you always smelled this bad before? O well, and now it's time to scrub between your thighs I start to gag, get the barf bag, please douche this.. Hey It aint my fault, I had to cough You Smell Like Fish! Yuk! O, go get me some spray (slide solo) Out of my face, your a disgrace No, I don't even want a taste I think your great, It's your smell that I hate Fish should be served with fries on a plate Your strong, I'm gone Even if your clam is tight, alright, alright and now it's time to scrub between your thighs and now it's time to scrub between your thighs Hey, Hey, Hey said I'd go down till I say brown please douche this, hey hey it aint my fault I had to cough You smell like fish! I'll wipe you down looks like ground round, is oozing, hey yeah! It's smell real vile after a while It's Smells Like Fish! It aint my Fish fry, that smell just makes me cry Aint my fish fry, douche that before I die I'll wipe you down looks like ground round, is oozing It aint my fault I had to cough It smells like.. eww.. Fish! I must help wife finsh our taxes :( now. nothing like the last minute... Later Peepers
Posted by Mr. Peepers on 2008-04-14 22:26:21 I saw a live production of The Sound of Music with a busload of first graders. :)
Posted by Dena on 2008-04-14 21:56:38 "stocking stuffers" LOL... I would love to do that! How funny. My Monday was pretty blah.
Posted by Jenn on 2008-04-14 21:52:25 My birthday is coming up but I want to make this clear - DO NOT SEND ME VULVA JUICE.
Posted by Peggy on 2008-04-14 21:47:45

how to make box valences, need these for living room

you can make these crescent roll dough, cream cheese bars with pie filling or just simply the cream cheese mixture with some choc chips!

Get rid of ants almost overnight with this solution!! Pinning just in case.

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