I guess I should come clean about why our children were not properly being watched and had free run to go licking urinal cakes in the men’s bathroom in my last post.  You see, when Dena and I got up to their classroom to get their stuff, we noticed that all of the children had birthday invitations in their cubbies EXCEPT Kaiden and Ethan.

So, Dena stood at the door to keep watch, while I went digging into one of the other student’s cubbies to find out which child was throwing the big birthday bash that our kids were not invited too.  I grabbed the invitation (that was completely sealed) and ripped it open, read it out loud to Dena, put it back into the envelope and back into the cubby and took off out of the classroom like a bat out of hell.  I hope that kid does not get into trouble for opening that invitation. 

Thank god our kids did not get invited, because it is ANOTHER one at Chuck E. Cheeses and we freaking hate that place.  But you can bet your sweet ass that the no-invite-kid is not invited to any of our HOT HOT HOT parties!!!  Sucks to be him!