Interesting conversation with Nadine this weekend:
Nadine: So I am SO SO excited for our St. Paddy’s Day drinkfest… only a week away now!!!
Misty: I am too. It is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!! SO.MUCH.FUN!
Nadine: You are going to die when I tell you what I have been drinking all day.
Nadine: HAHA - NO. I am supposed to be on my period for St. Paddy’s… I am SO freaking upset about that. Drinking all day + Porta Potties + your period is just NOT going to work for me.
Misty: *starting to laugh*
Nadine: SO… I did a little googling and apparently making a tea with parsley can induce your period… so I am trying to get it started early, so that I am done by next weekend. Big Kev has been steeping me parsley tea. It’s supposed to relax your cervix or uterus or something. It’s freaking disgusting, but I’m desperate. I have been adding honey to it but it is not helping much.
Misty: *laughing hysterically now* ARE YOU KIDDING ME NADINE? WHO DOES THIS STUFF? SERIOUSLY???? OMG I am cracking up. You know you are going on the blog again…
Everyone NEEDS a Nadine in their lives. Seriously.
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