Interesting conversation with Nadine this weekend:

Nadine: So I am SO SO excited for our St. Paddy’s Day drinkfest… only a week away now!!!

Misty: I am too.  It is going to be SO MUCH FUN!!!  SO.MUCH.FUN!

Nadine: You are going to die when I tell you what I have been drinking all day.

Misty: OH GOD… you’re not sipping colonoscopy laxatives again like it’s a glass of Courvoisier and “cleansing” yourself are you?

Nadine: HAHA - NO.  I am supposed to be on my period for St. Paddy’s… I am SO freaking upset about that.  Drinking all day + Porta Potties + your period is just NOT going to work for me. 

Misty: *starting to laugh*

Nadine: SO… I did a little googling and apparently making a tea with parsley can induce your period… so I am trying to get it started early, so that I am done by next weekend.  Big Kev has been steeping me parsley tea.  It’s supposed to relax your cervix or uterus or something.  It’s freaking disgusting, but I’m desperate.  I have been adding honey to it but it is not helping much.

Misty: *laughing hysterically now* ARE YOU KIDDING ME NADINE?  WHO DOES THIS STUFF?  SERIOUSLY????  OMG I am cracking up.  You know you are going on the blog again…

Everyone NEEDS a Nadine in their lives.  Seriously.