Okay, the pants I am wearing today have a zipper that has a mind of its own.  I am usually pretty good about checking it periodically to make sure it is still behaving, but with me being home with Ashton all last week, I have been swamped this morning.

Well, low and behold, I finally had a chance to pee and I was able to do so a bit quicker, since I did not need to take the extra time to unzip!  DAMN, I HATE WHEN SHIT LIKE THAT HAPPENS!

So you sit there on the ole’ potty thinking, “Shit, how long have I been walking around with my grey and yellow bumble bee underwear hanging out?” and “Who has not bothered to tell me?”  I have taken a poll of the employees around the office and they all swear they had not noticed and would have proceeded to laugh and point if they had.  I am hoping that is the case!  Now, back to work!