First let me start this post out by stating that if you are easily offended or disgusted by any talk about masturbation or female parts, then you should probably not continue reading. Also, if you are my mother, you too should not continue reading… well, just because.

A co-worker and I have been cracking up the last couple of days over the term “Flick the Bean” or as it will now be referred to from hereon out “F.T.B.” I cannot remember how we originally got on the subject, but it has not stopped and it is so funny to me that I laugh to the point of tears whenever he says it. We happened to be discussing it when another co-worker walked up and did not get what it meant. After repeated hints, without actually coming out and telling him, he still did not get it, so my co-worker says “Oh come on, don’t tell me we are going to have to teach you all about the little man in the boat!” I LOST IT…. but not as much as I lost it when he drew a diagram of it for a couple of us on my white board in my office today.

I cannot stop laughing about it. My boss came in and looked at my board and shook his head, turned around and walked out as he muttered under his breath “Oh Jesus, I don’t even want to know!” As if that was not enough, when he was drawing it, he asked me to look up if he spelled “queef” right and when I typed it into Google, Wikipedia came up with an entry for “Vaginal Flatulence” - they seriously had an entry for it and gave it other names it could be referred to as, like “Vart” - O.M.G. - I was crying, CRYING I tell you!!!

THEN… just when I calmed down and tried to get back to work, I received and email from a client of mine that works for a local construction diving company with the subject “The things you find on the internet!” - and attached was an old picture of me that he had gotten from my Flickr account, and that he had photo-shopped a stripper into.

 

I was cracking up - he did a damn good job! I called him and asked him how long it took him to find a picture of a stripper in that position and he laughed and said, “I found that on the first try, it was like I was meant to make that picture for you!” - HAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, I am done.  I seriously need to get some work done now!