Posted At: Chatty’s
Theme: Your Best “Get Them Back” Moment

My husband has always been an extreme smartass, which is one of the reasons I love him so much.  Before we were married, it was almost like a contest, to see “who could get who” – and let me just say that I am NO loser!

One day at work, I decided to make a nice little sticker to put onto the back of his truck.  I searched on the internet for just the right picture – something that would floor his ass!  I found it!  It was a picture of a turtle, standing next to his shell, with a rainbow on his stomach.  So, I snagged the picture and added the nice little caption “Coming Out & Proud” – that would get him!

I printed my little image onto sticker paper and took it home with me.  That night, while he was hanging with friends, I went out to the driveway and stuck it onto the back passenger side window, as I thought he would be least likely to notice it there.  Well it worked.  He drove around for an entire week with that damn sticker.  Mr. tough guy in his big old Land Cruiser, with all his tattoos and his big old gay pride sticker.  It was even funnier when his friend Barry would be riding with him – they looked like such a cute couple!

They finally found the sticker the following Saturday, when he and Barry went on a breakfast run.  Upon leaving the restaurant, they were walking to the truck and Barry said “What the hell does that sticker say?”  and my husband said “What Sticker?” – they walked up to it and both were like “WTF?”

EURICA! OH SWEET GLORY IS MINE!  I GOT HIS ASS!  FOR A WEEK HE WAS OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH THE GAYNESS HE NEVER KNEW HE HAD!