Helga the Hottie came to live with me back in July of 2005, but has not done much traveling due to the chaos known as my life, but that is ALL about to change.  After seeing WAY too many pictures of George and Willie together with no ladies, Helga has decided it is time to hop on a flight and head out west, so that George and Willie’s gnomies don’t start to think they are gay.  She plans to drop it like it’s hot when she gets out there.

So, get ready some-girl, cause she is on her way to your pad!  I hope that George and Willie treat her well, show her the town and then send back some good pictures of them all together (preferably with their clothes on).  We all know how horny those little gnomes are.  Have fun Helga!