I have come to the conclusion that the Hummer is the new Corvette!  Not the original Hummer - the one meant for use by the military, the one that really could be used off road or in combat situations.  I am talking about the new one, the shiney one that costs a hundred million dollars, the one that really is a little bit on the excessive side, unless driving through a war torn country.

I see them all over the road now, and it is usually some guy driving it that would NEVER get a second glance if he was driving a Saturn, and he still is not getting a second glance.  He is the guy that would never change in front of the guys in the locker room, the guy that feels that if he has this ridiculous vehicle, he is now a better, more likeable person than he was when he was driving that Saturn. 

He is the guy that has taken the title of President of the Small Penis Club away from that guy with the Corvette!!!