Okay, I am convinced that Pepsi is the devil’s water.  I was never a big Pepsi drinker growing up - I liked Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew.  Since the birth of my son Ashton, I have become addicted to Pepsi - and I am not joking here!  Currently I am trying to break this addiction, as it does not support my efforts in my latest diet plan, but Pepsi is not making it easy on me.  When I get thirsty, I am thirsty for Pepsi, nothing else will do.  I would rather have a Pepsi than dessert at night - what the hell is wrong with that?

I started drinking it because I went through some pretty bad Post-Partum with Ashton, and with that came some bad headaches.  The mix of caffeine and sugar helped the headaches.  Now I get the headaches when I don’t have a Pepsi.  I am convinced that crack is somehow used in the process of creating the devil water!  Yep, it is!  Just as I suspected.

Also, I am much more irritable when I do not have any hell-brew on hand!  I get angry at things like this:

Who the HELL is the bright bastard at Wendy’s behind this idea?  Who would think that bright orange sunglasses are an appropriate “toy” in the kid’s meals.  Quite obviously the jackass does not have kids.  Any other non-educational piece of crap toy would have been just fine, but now I am stuck with a 3 year old daughter who wants to wear these ugly-ass things everywhere we go.

I HATE PEPSI AND NOW I HATE WENDY’S TOO!

P.S. I have to go to my Weight Watchers meeting tonight and fess up that I have not been good ALL week-I think I will blame Pepsi for this too!