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I hate when completely unimportant, NON-BUSY, dumbasses wear bluetooth ear pieces 24/7, like they are in fact very important, busy people. They are not. Seriously. And guess what, we know they are not important or busy. It’s not hard to spot the difference, especially when you are in the freezer section of Super K-Mart in a pair of Lee jeans and a “No Fear” t-shirt from 1991 or when you are a 400 pound, non-working woman in a moo moo at Applebees. Just stop!!! You know damn well that no one is calling your phone. That one phone call that you make once a week to your mom DOES NOT warrant you wearing that ear piece 24/7 like a complete douchebag! It just makes me want to punch you right in the damn face!

If you are reading this and you are one of the douchebags I am referring to… sorry. If you are legitimately busy and/or driving a lot, I understand - really I do!

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Holy cow! This is the funniest thing I've read in a while! Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by Catrina on 2008-05-27 01:17:16 I take it my hair failed to cover mine while we were playing nickels. Pfft. Listen, you have NO idea just how important I really am. :p LMFAO @ the "No Fear" shirt thing..
Posted by smizzo on 2008-05-15 21:30:22 You are absolutely correct. I freaking hate it when people wear these things non-stop! You don't know whether or not they are on the phone or talking to you.
Posted by Nick on 2008-05-14 14:44:53 OMG! Did you see my retarded cousin at Applebee's? He wears his all the time and it annoys the living piss out of me. Can't we all just form some sort of fucktard militia and start culling the herd? Seriously. I am so SICK of stupid people!!! I think I can get my hands on a potato gun!
Posted by prisspants formerly "gypsy" of sw on 2008-05-12 14:54:08 Hate 'em!
Posted by NaeNae on 2008-05-10 22:29:53 Man! Me too! I hate to go to Pizza Hut or McDonald's and see a parent with one on while eating with their kids. Its like, "Look at me - I am doing my half-ass parent job of taking the kids out while still trying to talk on the phone.
Posted by Jacqueline on 2008-05-10 16:20:22 Taughing my head off over here.
Posted by Lou on 2008-05-09 16:18:46 I hate when people wear them in the movie theater and then sit in front of me. All I can see is that damn flashing blue light! Like Atomic Bombshell said, it's a law here in California that you have to use hands free in a car starting in July. God help us all then!
Posted by Friglet on 2008-05-09 01:58:17 I hate them equally!!!
Posted by aalford on 2008-05-08 10:08:15 heh. "craz" would be crazy of course.
Posted by Michele on 2008-05-08 09:48:26 I really love how it makes everyone look a little craz though, walking around talking to themselves and gesturing wildly.
Posted by Michele on 2008-05-08 09:46:33 I hate that too. I have one of those and don't even know how to use it. LOL
Posted by Spice on 2008-05-07 17:48:20 It is funny watching them walk around talking. They will be in grocery store just talking away and I will think they are talking to me or something.It looks so funny..
Posted by shelia on 2008-05-07 17:21:48 My goodness, I think someone needs a hug :) hold i have to take a call. damnn my ear piece is not connected............
Posted by Mr. Peepers on 2008-05-07 15:50:34 LOL! We were just having a conversation about this the other day! Someone showed up to a St. Patty's day gathering with one on, and I was like, "seriously???" You hit the nail on the head with the unimportant douchebag variety who seem to be the major offenders. Safe they are, but people only use them when you need to--like when you're driving or cooking people!!!
Posted by Keri on 2008-05-07 15:35:25 haha! We bitch about those all the time too. Still, I WANT ONE. Just for driving and stuff, not for douchebag acting.
Posted by Laura N on 2008-05-07 14:49:12 I hate that too. Imagine dealing with them while they're trying to set it up and make it work for the first time. *groan* Cause ya know, I'm one of the people who sells those to the 400 pound, non-working woman in a moo moo at Applebees. LOL! :) I have one, but won't wear it in public. I only wear it while driving a long distance OR while cooking dinner and talking.. cause I dont want goop all over my Blackberry.
Posted by Salena on 2008-05-07 13:44:59 PS: In a couple months, here in California they're enacting a law that requires you to wear one if you're going to answer a call while driving... So, we'll soon be seeing a bunch more douche bags walking around wearing these things.
Posted by The Bombshell on 2008-05-07 13:39:23 Ugh! I hear you. Although I see the practical and safety benefits of these devices, I still seriously wish they were never invented.
Posted by The Bombshell on 2008-05-07 13:38:26 I always laugh when I see people wearing those. I think they started to become popular while we were overseas so when we got back to the States it was like we were in Minority Report and I expected Tom Cruise to rope down from a helo to tell me that I'm under arrest for a murder I hadn't yet committed. Creeeeeepy!
Posted by Betty on 2008-05-07 13:22:59 That's funny because Bur and I went into Orlando yesterday (where the freaks are) and there was this lady on the side of the road just a chattin' so I go "who the fuck's this dumb bitch talking to?" (because I'm nice) and Bur laughed and said "I supposed it's someone on her bluetooth." Maybe I'm just jealous because she's mastered walking at talking at the same time.
Posted by Peggy on 2008-05-07 11:54:51 I hate those as much as the ::beep beep:: Nextel phones. Freaking dial the number. Breaker one nine.
Posted by Chatty on 2008-05-07 11:45:51 I can not stand anyone wearing them. My boss wears one and I rag on him all the time. Even those that use it for some important JOB need to stop and slow down. Life is way more important than a freakin phone call.
Posted by shelly on 2008-05-07 11:30:09 OMG I HATE those too! Freakin Star Trek looking self important freaks!
Posted by Kimberly on 2008-05-07 11:10:17 Good Lord YES !!! I totally agree. I had this same conversation with my Husband the other day. He HATES when his customers come in with those stuck to their ears too. Ohhh and I have a client who has no job, no kids, no husband, and who is just a little weird all by herself, and she wears hers every single day. And it's bright pink on top of that. Anyway, her Mother passed away a few weeks ago and when I drove by the funeral home and she was standing outside WITH IT IN HER EAR. I about died.
Posted by LC on 2008-05-07 11:08:21 i totally agree
Posted by daniel on 2008-05-07 10:49:22 How many times have I mentioned that I hate these assholes? But I hate the important, busy assholes as much as the unimportant ones. They all suck in my book. Moral of this story: No one in the world gives a fuck how busy you are - pretend or otherwise. The only one who gives a shit that you have a meeting to go to or a phone call to answer is you and the other person. The people that matter in this world are doing something that makes a difference in the grand scheme of it all, not chatting on a fucking business call. There are 85.6 bajillion other people out there who think they are important, too.
Posted by Dena on 2008-05-07 10:29:51 Applause! I totally agree! Stop the madness people.
Posted by Sweet Yet Sassy on 2008-05-07 10:11:09 ONG! yes yes yes!!!! it really bugs me too, I want to rip that thing off their ear and stomp on it.
Posted by MissPrissy on 2008-05-07 10:10:10

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