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Today, my make-believe boyfriend, Paul Rudd is 40.  Oh Paul - you beautiful, beautiful piece of man ass, with a sense of humor to back up all that sexy you got going on.  How I have enjoyed you in such films as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Role Models.  How I perk up every time you make a guest appearance on Reno 911.  The countless nights that I have dreamed about you doing unspeakable things to me.  One day we will be together… one day. 

 

Happy Birthday my love.