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Officially Over It

I am at the point that I am just done. I am over organizing, putting away, hanging up… all of it. I really have very little left to do, but I am just sick of dealing with it. Do you know how many times in the last couple days I have moved a pile of crap from one location to another and then back again just to get it out of the way for another pile of crap? Staying up until midnight or later to try and get it all done so that it does not just linger on and on and so my kids feel settled and at home here is finally catching up to me. Don’t get me wrong - I am grateful for this and so happy, but I am just exhausted. Even with all the wonderful help that I have received from my friends and from Todd, it is a lot for one person to do and at the same time deal with bath time, dinner, homework, getting kids to bed and work. I am starting to feel grumpy.

I need someone to buy me a bottle of rum. Or maybe I need some sex. Or both rum and sex, although sex would not feel so great on top of the PILE OF SHIT that is on my bed…. of course the kitchen table is cleaned off. See, I am delirious. I need sleep. There is your check-in for the night. Aren’t you happy I posted?

COMMENTS

Who has the energy to have sex after all that organizing? Just use my theory... it will all still be there tomorrow, or the next day, or next month. Whatever. :)
Posted by Candi on 2009-02-19 22:31:21 OMG! your mom reads this??? I'm dying here Misty! Remember what I said about Todd and the rope on the railing? all you have to do is add the Malibu and you've got instant satisfaxxxion!
Posted by Sassy on 2009-02-19 17:49:35 Keri:It's all good, thought I would give you a hard time. You know me - there is no shame in my game. I would walk out showing everyone my goods on my own! :D
Posted by Misty on 2009-02-19 16:43:05 Well, I figured since it was all out in the open already, why not get clarification on the name of it? =) The PP Godesses must be looking down on me waving their fingers and saying, "Tsk. Tsk." Sorrrrry. :-(
Posted by Keri on 2009-02-19 16:39:08 Keri:OMG Girl - isn't there such a thing as Passion Party Consultant/Client confidentiality? Damn, you might as well put my next order in a clear ziplock bag instead of the more private brown bag and send me on my way!!!
Posted by Misty on 2009-02-19 16:23:10 @ Dena & Misty: Is that the little finger thingy I sold you when I did Passion Parties? What was it called... I forget... something with water in the name? NO—Finger Fun! I think??? Ah, I forget. Misty, from the progress pics you've posted over the past few days, your apartment, not only looks beautiful, but it looks like a HOME. WOW! Give yourself a rest already, you little perfectionista! If I lived closer, I'd donate a bottle of Malibu and the strap-on I have leftover from my Passion Parties demo kit! Hahaha!
Posted by Keri on 2009-02-19 16:17:03 Want to borrow Daniel? I am sure that he would be willing to work you over with a bottle of rum.
Posted by Shelly on 2009-02-19 12:26:21 PS: If it makes you feel better, we've been in our new place for two and a half months and we still have a room full of shit that needs to be put away, but until we haul my wardrobes out of storage I'm still living out of boxes. Surprisingly, it's not been the end of the world.
Posted by The Bombshell on 2009-02-19 12:15:42 ROFL @ the comments! I mean, ahem, I'm sorry you're feeling burned out. Take a break! Nobody's gonna die if you let the shit just sit there for a week and then revisit it later on. Relax your standards a little bit and let go of the OCD a little.
Posted by The Bombshell on 2009-02-19 12:14:10 Dena: I put those all into one convenient box that I can hide from my kids. And I totally appreciate you calling me out on that on a blog that my mother reads. Mom: It totally was NOT an anal tickler, I don't think. I am sure it could be used for that, but I think it was originally meant for another orifice. Just wanted to clear that up.
Posted by Misty on 2009-02-19 09:54:30 What are you doing with all the sex toys you found in various boxes? And all the battery packs and lube? And how about that anal tickler you had on your finger?
Posted by Dena on 2009-02-19 09:48:43 Toryssa: Well, well, well - what do you know, Malibu is my favorite. And they make stuff so that we can work around the whole you not having a penis thing. Peggy: As soon as I am done I will do that for you... asshole. I appreciate your sympathy. When your chlamydia flares up again, I'll be sure to return the favor.
Posted by Misty on 2009-02-19 09:38:54 I would have enjoyed a video walk through much more than this.
Posted by Peggy on 2009-02-19 09:00:34 I have Malibu... but I do not have a penis. If I did though? I would totally (can I say fuck here?) you. Dirty bed or not, baby. Get some rest, lady. You've done GOOD!!
Posted by Toryssa on 2009-02-19 03:02:53

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