A random sampling of text messages that I have either received from people or sent out to people lately:

“Just Sayin!”

“GURU! That’s the word I was looking for last night!”

“Send me a text.”

“Every day is a Misty day.”

“Nevah!”

“Hey Scandles, Whatcha doin?”

“Lookin hot to DEATH up against that fence my friend.”

“Keep Saturday night open!”

“Texting u.”

“Nothin, just hangin out with myself…”

“Maverick to Goose, come in Goose!”

“We should just say screw it and do bong hits instead.”

“Hurry up and get on Yahoo!”

“Hahahaha! Reason #349!!!”

“Don’t ignore me girlie, I’m bored.”

“You’re killin me! Seriously, I’m dead after that.”

“Chillin woman, where you doin your damage tonight?”

“Ur damn right tiggins!”

“Today + Yesterday = You Suck!”

“Goose?  Talk to me!”

“I’m holla’n!!!”

“I’m hungry.”

“You should invite Dena, I wanna meet her.”

“There’s always partying to be done!”

“And? I am MORE important than meetings.”

“Will be there with bells on.”

“P.S. I know ur the one that kept putting Nickelback on the jukebox.”

“THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS!!!”