That is a picture of me and one of my best friends since 7th grade - Nadine.  A couple months ago, we had one of our notorious “Girl’s Night Out” nights.  We were hanging out at the bars in downtown Norfolk and I swear it was one of the funniest nights EVAH.  I mean, it was non-stop laughing the whole night.  I only bring this up, because one of my other girlfriend’s finally just posted her pics from the night on her MySpace site and they made me start laughing again.  The pics start out real innocent, like the one above and like this one of me, Nadine and our friend Katy Lee:

 

But you can tell I am getting a little more drunk as the pictures progress - you can see in my eyes that I have been drinking.  I have that “Hold Me Up Guys” look on my face.  Then I became the drunk photo bomber, showing up in the background of every photo they tried to take that did not include me.  Who do they think they are not including me in photos.

 

Then there is one like this, where you can CLEARLY tell in this photo that someone should have stopped serving me beers.:

 

After we were done terrorizing the bars this particular night, we went to out to eat and the restaurant that we went to sat us upstairs - which was all well and good until we tried to leave and our friend Mel totally ate shit down the stairs.  I heard this *thud-thud-thud* behind me and when Katy Lee and I turned around, Mel was in a full split on the stairs.  One of her legs was by her ear and we were SURE she had broken something, but at the same time COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.  And that was when the jokes started flying.  She told us that her “fatter” leg must have still been hungry and was trying to get back up the stairs to get some more food.  I lost it.  Then her and Nadine said something to the effect of, “you guys are just jealous - weren’t you ever a cheerleader?  That’s called a hurkey bitches!”  When we got to the car, we were laughing so hard that she could not maneuver out of her parking space, so I’m all “why don’t you throw your go-go gadget leg out the window and use it as a curb-feeler?” - The jokes just kept on flying and we just kept on laughing.  Which led to this video of us trying to get out of a parking garage.  Mel was sober (mostly… I think) at this point… but we were not, and we were driving her nuts joking her and giving her a hard time about not being able to get out of the garage.

 

Drunk Girls from soapbox.SUPERSTAR on Vimeo.

This is how “Girls Nights Out” should be.