Well, I am always at a loss for something to post on Saturday’s, so I am going to do a tidbits section like TJ does.  She’s got something going there, sometimes you have a lot of little things to say, none of which are worth an entire post.  So, sorry TJ, but I think I’ll steal your idea and use it here too!  Mine will be called Saturday’s Sundries.

• My son has learned to point at my chest and laugh and say “boobies” - we are proud.
• I am hosting a women’s “fun” party tonight for a group of about 15 women as a wedding shower/bachelorette party for my girlfriend.  Anyone need a new vibrator?
• I just finished emptying all the overflowing garbage cans in the house and I am not happy about it, as I feel this was clearly listed as one of his duties in the marriage contract!
• I have spent WAY to much money on the aforementioned party.
• I told my husband that a lot of the women out in blog land have their husbands guest post or have them do something on their blogs and that it would be nice if he did that for me.  He responded by saying that those women probably give their husbands blow jobs on a regular basis and therefore he doesn’t have to do shit on my blog until he receives the same treatment!  I HATE HIM!
• I always make it a point to look at my cashiers nametag in any store and address them by their name.  “Hi Curtis” “Thanks Curtis” “You were great Curtis” “Have a great day Curtis”
• My phone number has a lot of one number in it, so I constantly get phone calls from children playing with their parent’s phones and dialing a bunch of numbers.  When I answer, they are still pushing all of the numbers and I can hear their parents in the background.  I should probably get it changed.  UPDATE: I just received my third call since 9:00 AM, it is 10:00 AM.
• Quicken Bill Pay has once again double paid some of my bills, causing me to bounce checks on other bills.  Not only will I not be using their services anymore, but I am considering finding out where they are located and bombing those f—kers!