I was tagged on Facebook to answer sixty five questions… and since I need something to write about today, I will answer them here.  Tada!

65 Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked (Actually I have been asked some of them).

01. First thing you wash in the shower?
I wash my hair first.

02. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I cannot remember the last time I wore a hoodie, but the last one that I used to wear was a grey Roxy one.

03. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hmmmm, first I would have to remember who it was… one of my kids?  Nadine?  Dena?  I guess my answer is yes!

04. Do you plan outfits?
Ummm no. If it’s clean and presentable I wear it.

05. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
A little bit tired, but other than that okay.

06. Whats the closest thing to you that’s red?
The flashing light on my desktop work phone indicating that I have Voice Mails that I am avoiding listening too.

07. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It was this weekend and it was about mice that had taken over my house and were strong enough to pull a huge patio set sized umbrella through the wall.  No really, I am not kidding.  Ask Dena, I told her all about it Saturday morning over coffee.

08. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope.  Not today.

09. What are you craving right now?
Nachos.

10. Do you floss?
ALL THE TIME.  Too much.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cole Slaw… and Cabbage Patch Kids.  Maybe Cabbage Patch Kids eating cole slaw.

12. Are you emotional?
Yes. *starts to cry*

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Probably not.  I have a life.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it.  It hurts my teeth to bite it.

15. Do you like your hair?
Yeah I do for the most part.

16. Do you like yourself?
Of course, I am awesome… kind of.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Don’t think so.

18. What are you listening to right now?
MGMT

19. Are your parents strict?
No not really.  Others had it worse than I… and I pretty much just rebelled against everything, so it did not matter if they were.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Yeah.  I’d probably piss myself, but I would do it.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
No, not by itself, but I do like it in Lasagna.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I have met Tony Hawk, Leon Spinks, Johnny Knoxville, Fred “Rerun” Berry and a bunch of people from punk bands that I used to go see.

23. Do you rent movies often?
I was a member of Netflix for a while, now I rent them on OnDemand.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
My stapler… and maybe my sparkling personality.

25. How many countries have you visited?
I have been to Mexico, Jamaica and the Cayman Islands.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Daily.

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes.

28. Brown or white eggs?
Eggland’s Best Cage-Free Brown eggs when available.

29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes and I am rarely seen without it.

30. Do you use chap stick?
I use Origin’s Lip Remedy.

31. Do you own a gun?
Absolutely not.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Kind of.  No, not really, I just lied.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
The kiddos.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Yeah, I would say I am.

35. Ever been in love?
Yup.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
What’s the weather for tomorrow?  If it is sunny, one will be at the pool.  If it is not, she will be in the house catching up on all the stuff she neglects when it is nice enough to be at the pool.  My other BFF will be tending to her one year old and maybe cutting hair.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes.  Better Question: Have you ever been able to stop yourself from eating them BEFORE you are bloated and have that creamy coating on your tongue?

38. Last time you cried?
Who knows.  I cry a lot.  I’m a big fat baby.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Did you just seriously throw your f*cking trash on my desk?

40. Favorite time of the year?
Christmas time and Pool/Beach time.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Yes.  I covered that in a previous post.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Constantly.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yes.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
I prefer sliding glass doors.

45. Favorite color?
Yellow.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.

47. Is your hair curly?
It is wavy when I let it dry on it’s own.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
I cannot remember the last actual CD I bought.  I think it was an Ella Fitzgerald one.

49. Do looks matter?
To a degree yes.  But personality can make someone a million times cuter.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Hard question.  It would depend.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
My bill covers me, my mom and Kaiden - it stays the same form month to month.

52. Do you like your life right now?
It could be better, but I am happy for the most part.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I always watch TV in bed, but I turn it off before I go to sleep, unless I am drunk.

54. Can you handle the truth?
It’s hard, but I can.

55. Do you have good vision?
I have astigmatism and I have glasses that I do not wear enough.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I am sure I can list a few that I STRONGLY do not care for.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Everyday, but not a whole lot.

58. The last person you held hands with?
My little man Ashton.  He always holds my hand.

59. What are you wearing?
Khaki mini-skirt, white tank top and blue polo with company logo on it.

60.What is your favorite animal?
Sea Turtle.

61. Where was your default picture taken at?
The one I use for most everything right now was taken in my car.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Not as good as my daughter - she is really good.

63. Do you have a job?
Yes I do.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Chi Hair Straightener.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes.  I have.  Quite a few times.