Ass-Kissing

I cannot stand people that kiss ass.  If you are good at what you do, then there is no reason for it.

Co-Workers w/ Poor Personal Hygiene

Take a shower every day, use deodorant, brush your teeth, carry mints with you, etc. - it’s not that hard people.

Talkers

I am all for bullshitting, but I cannot stand people that stand at my desk and talk continuously about stupid crap all the time.  Can?t they tell that I am not even paying attention by the fact that I am not even looking at them, I am staring at my monitor?

Poor Planning

I don?t like looking like an asshole in front of clients because no-one wanted to take the time and make a game plan!

Indecisiveness

Discuss the plan, Decide on the plan, Stick to the Plan!

Backstabbing

DO NOT CROSS ME AT WORK!  I actually know what I am doing and am an asset to the company ? chances are, you are not!  So do not ever try to undermine me and ?copy? everyone in the office about it!  I will always win!

Micro-Managing

I know how to do my job, and I know when things are due; therefore, I do not need any reminders.  You do your job and tell me what is expected from the beginning.

Filing

Not much to this one ? I just HATE it!  This explains why my piles are always so high and I need to take it to the conference room table to sort through it - or I just get someone else to do it for me!

Fish Cookers

Seafood is not an appropriate food to microwave at work.

Nail Clipping

Clip your nails at home ? it grosses me out to listen to you doing it in your office, seriously!  It is sad that this even needs to be said!