This morning on my way in to work, I chatted on the phone with Nadine, like I do every morning… only this morning, right when she said hello, I immediately started singing this song as loud as I could in her ear… “It’s the FINAL COUNTDOWN…” - to which she immediately joined in without skipping a beat “da na na na… da na na na na…”  The reason for the final countdown?  Tomorrow is the St. Paddy’s Day Drinkfest that we work hard all year to prepare our livers for.  It is finally upon us!  You remember last year, right?  How could you forget this:

Which ended in victory for Nadine here:

Unfortunately for poor Nadine… her tea remedy that we discussed on Monday did not work for her and today her Aunt Flow has come for a visit.  SHE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL.  She DOES NOT WANT to deal with that and Porta Potties!!!  To make her feel better about it, I emailed her this when I got into work this morning:

FREAKING HILARIOUS.  I was laughing my ass off. 

Tonight, I plan on cleaning my house from top to bottom, getting as much laundry done as I can and getting whatever else done I need to get done, so that I can drink all day tomorrow and be a hungover slug on Sunday and not have to worry about anything!  Hooray for St. Paddy’s Day in Ocean View!!!