Well, it is official, I have now passed along the stomach virus that my children had last week to everyone I know…my extended family, my friends and my co-workers. Everyone I speak to starts the converstaion out the same…“I hate you and your family…” I guess I cannot blame them, it is an awful virus, it starts with the watering of the mouth, although it hits everyone different. Here are some symptoms, so you know if you have it:
- You feel like you have gas, but you end up crapping in your pants
- You are throwing up and shooting water from your butt at the same time
- You can not tell if you are peeing or crapping and you don’t care
If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, chances are you have the dreaded Tushoobi Flu (flu name provided courtesy of my best friend Nadine). We believe that this flu originated from this tribe:
They are a Pygmy tribe from the tropical forests of Central Africa. Anyways, if you get this flu - good luck to you, and make sure you have plenty of laundry detergent on hand.
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