Today at lunch, I had to run to Wal-Mart to get a few things. I absolutely loath Wal-Mart, but it is the closest thing to my work, so I had to go there. When I came out of the store and got into my car, I noticed a green Jeep Grand Cherokee parked in the far corner of the parking lot and it appeared that there was quite a bit of commotion going on inside. Before I could turn away, I noticed a man that appeared to be in his late 50’s climbing out of the back seat and right behind him was a woman in her late 50’s climbing out of the same back seat.

As he stood in the parking lot and put his belt on and she climbed into the front passenger-side seat, it became all too clear to me what they had been doing in that back seat. By the looks of her clothes not being messed up at all and the way she was wiping her mouth, I could only conclude that she had just finished giving her gentlemen friend a quickie blowjob. I found myself sitting in my car not able to stop staring in their direction until they drove off and filled with mixed emotions.

I learned a couple things from what I witnessed today at Wal-Mart. First, Wal-Mart is apparently THE place to go for parking lot blowjobs – and NOT the other over-rated choices, like in the privacy of your home, in a swanky hotel room or beside a dumpster located behind an office building. Second, once you are into your 50’s, you can no longer contort your body around the center console in a vehicle like you did in your youth and must perform all vehicular blowjobs in the roomier, more accommodating back seat. Third, I need to re-think my complete disgust for Wal-Mart, because apparently that is where all the action is and God knows I could use some action!