I ran out at lunchtime today to drop my check off at the bank, grab a side salad to eat with my Jenny Craig lunch and stop at Eckerd to get some Excedrin. Me and another woman were walking in at the same time and she stepped in what appeared to be a large pile of human crap. She was wearing flip flops and it got all over her feet. She immediately started to dry-heave and was really grossed out. One of the clerks heard what was going on and came out, and I explained to her what was going on. Everyone was completely disgusted. The clerk had to run and get paper towels and disinfectant.

Now, this is the kicker. This was a large amount of crap, so you can rule out that it fell out of a child’s pants. There was also no trail of it, it was all contained into one small pile - so that has to mean that some grown-ass human being dropped their drawers, squatted and took a dump in the main entry of Eckerd - in broad daylight!!! Who in the hell does that, and why did nobody see the person doing it? I asked the clerk if anyone had been in that morning with a dog, or child and she said no. She said she could honestly not figure out how it happened. Some people are really screwed up in the head!