Okay, Brad Pitt is going to be interviewed tonight at 10:00 EST on PrimeTime Live by Diane Sawyer.  Do I dare tune in?  I have read a lot of people’s opinions on this and it seems that many were rooting for Angelina over Jennifer.  I on the other hand, am very torn.  Will anyone else be staying up to watch?  What do you think the real reason is behind the breakup?  Maybe Brad is a messy person, and Jennifer was over picking up after him…I’ll bet that’s going to be it!

P.S.

TEN ROMANTIC THINGS TO DO FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

1. Wear something other than a Hanes white t-shirt and underwear to bed.
2. Leave my bra on until at least 8:00pm tonight.
3. Keep the kids busy, so he can enjoy ten more minutes of alone time in the bathroom.
4. I could spend some quality time with him instead of sitting on the couch with my laptop.
5. Fold the clothes that have been in the dryer for a week, so that he can grab an outfit from his closet, instead of having to “fluff” one in the dryer for 5 minutes.
6. Not bitch at him for his shoes and socks always being in the middle of the hallway.
7. Not make him help with bath night tonight.
8. I could cook something, anything.
9. I could let him watch 30 minutes of ESPN, instead of me watching a Friends or Seinfeld rerun
10. I could actually initiate some sex this week!
OH GOD, that was fun!  Too bad none of that shit is actually gonna happen!

Look at what I got this week during my weekly trip to Target.  We totally did not need these, but I sure do likee!

UMBRELLA LIGHTS!!!

 

These will be great for our Friday Night Survivor Series!  We have decided that on Friday Nights, an elite group of couples will come over for a night of drinking on the deck - everyone will be assigned to one of the tiki torches surrounding the deck.  If you get too drunk - your torch gets put out - Your off the deck!  The tribe (me) has spoken!!!

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Okay - I have scheduled an appointment to get my hair done!  This is a rarety!  My hair is now touching my ass.  I have not gotten it cut in about 4 months.  I can barely find time to pee between kids and work.  So, tomorrow morning, I am going to get about 4 inches cut off.  I am getting long layers cut in and I am getting hi-lights.  This will be a 1st - I have VIRGIN hair.  My hair is blond anyways and has been my whole life, but lately it has seemed kind of dull, so they are going to bring it back to life with some “chunky” blonder hi-lights.

I am also getting a pedicure - cause I am overdue.  This hair/nail combo appointment will probably cost me $300.00 at Chez Madeleine (sounds expensive, doesn’t it?).  But if my hair and nails look good, than I can probably stand on the corner outside the salon and earn it back pretty quickly (HA)!

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