Okay, I am convinced that Pepsi is the devil’s water.  I was never a big Pepsi drinker growing up - I liked Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew.  Since the birth of my son Ashton, I have become addicted to Pepsi - and I am not joking here!  Currently I am trying to break this addiction, as it does not support my efforts in my latest diet plan, but Pepsi is not making it easy on me.  When I get thirsty, I am thirsty for Pepsi, nothing else will do.  I would rather have a Pepsi than dessert at night - what the hell is wrong with that?

I started drinking it because I went through some pretty bad Post-Partum with Ashton, and with that came some bad headaches.  The mix of caffeine and sugar helped the headaches.  Now I get the headaches when I don’t have a Pepsi.  I am convinced that crack is somehow used in the process of creating the devil water!  Yep, it is!  Just as I suspected.

Also, I am much more irritable when I do not have any hell-brew on hand!  I get angry at things like this:

Anyone else let there vehicle get like this?  I hate putting gas in my truck.  HATE IT!  My husband always yells at me and says that it lets all the “sludge” from the bottom of my tank get into the engine.  I say - If it’s always on empty, then there is nothing in there to create sludge. - Besides he is the man, he should make sure my truck has gas, dammit!

I saw this over at Java Diva and thought I would share.  This is totally worth paying for the domain: CLICK HERE or HERE, or how about HERE.

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I thought that I would share some photos from our eventful 4th of July weekend.  I don’t have much else to talk about today….EXCEPT, did you hear about Angelina Jolie adopting the orphaned Ethiopian baby girl?  Hmmmm, funny, Brad Pitt just did his Primetime Live interview from Africa…I wonder if that coincides with the date that the adoption process started?  Sounds fishy to me!  Oh well, onto the photos (please excuse all the tattoos, we are hoodlums)...

Okay, the pants I am wearing today have a zipper that has a mind of its own.  I am usually pretty good about checking it periodically to make sure it is still behaving, but with me being home with Ashton all last week, I have been swamped this morning.

Well, low and behold, I finally had a chance to pee and I was able to do so a bit quicker, since I did not need to take the extra time to unzip!  DAMN, I HATE WHEN SHIT LIKE THAT HAPPENS!

So you sit there on the ole’ potty thinking, “Shit, how long have I been walking around with my grey and yellow bumble bee underwear hanging out?” and “Who has not bothered to tell me?”  I have taken a poll of the employees around the office and they all swear they had not noticed and would have proceeded to laugh and point if they had.  I am hoping that is the case!  Now, back to work!