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A lot of people comment on my children, so I thought I would assure everyone that they DO get the looks from me.
UPDATE: THESE PICTURES ARE OF ME - NOT KAIDEN

... oh yeah, I am still that sexy!

Little Ceasars
These were old commercials from the 90’s, but I died when I saw them…
“We give you (2) pizzas, not (1) pizza and a box…” - “What am I going to do with a box?” - “Ever heard of oragami?  It’s a pterodactyl, Aww, Aww”

Dairy Queen
The one where the guy is wearing a baby carrier and the baby head butts him to get to the blizzard and then kicks him in the crotch.

Las Vegas
All the ones that came out stating “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” - those were hilarious!

Budweiser
The one that shows the real reason behind Janet Jackson’s Superbowl wardrobe “malfunction” - and many more, they always have good ones!

Staples
The one where the grandma tries taking everyones picture with a stapler to let them know she needs a digital camera.

Chevrolet
Where all the kids have soap in their mouths because, as they reveal at the end, they said “Holy Shit” when they saw the new Chevy truck.

AOL
The AOL commercials with Mikey from Orange County Choppers were hilarious.

Reebok
The “Office Linebacker” - I cried when I saw this.

7-UP
The 1 Million Dollar Slam Dunk Truck, where everyone keeps trying to dunk into the hoop on the back of the truck.

Mastercard
The Homer Simpson one.

Dena just emailed me an old photo of us and made me pee in my pants.  This was taken in 2000 at Bush Gardens.  Our boss (the guy to the left of me in the picture w/ his wife) took all the women in the office to “The Kings Mill” in Williamsburg, VA for the weekend.  Limos picked us up on Friday morning from work to wisk us away for our weekend of pampering.  Dena and I stayed drunk the entire weekend, starting before the limos got to the office that Friday.

Everyone got their own rooms, but Dena and I chose to bunk together.  On Friday night we went to Bush Gardens.  Saturday, we all had Spa Appointments.  Saturday night we had a four star dinner.  During the dinner we had to be moved to a private room, because we were so loud.  Also in this room were all the guys from Bacardi USA.  Towards the end of the meal, my boss made me stand on my chair and tell a really nasty joke to the entire room.  We were then invited to one of the Kings Mill bars to drink, where the guys from Bacardi picked up our $3,000.00 bar tab.  Our boss had never been so proud of us - of course, Dena and I had to be escourted out the back door of the bar and driven to our room in a golf cart at 2:00 in the morning (due to promises we made in order to get the tab paid for).  Dena somehow pursuaded the Kings Mill employee to let her drive, making that night the first time I ever went 4-wheelin in a Golf Cart!  The next week back at the office, we received a couple of cases of Bacardi, with a card that said, “Thanks for a good time!”

Man, that was a fun weekend!  Thanks for emailing me the picture, Dena!

Today is my friend Dena’s son Ethan’s birthday.  Dena is a very good friend of mine, her and I worked together and were pregnant at the same time.  Ethan is about 3 months older than Kaiden and turned 4 years old today.  Looks like he and Kaiden enjoyed cupcakes today at school, I am sure that they fought for 20 minutes beforehand.  They can’t do anything without fighting about it, yet cannot wait to see each other every day.

Happy Birthday buddy, we will see you tonight!