The party went great on Saturday! About 11 people ended up coming and between us, we drank four (4) gallons of Bahama Mama! Much to my surprise, I was not hungover on Sunday, I was tired and lazy, but not hungover. Of course, you know Sunday could not go all good, so Ashton came home from my mom’s running a slight fever, which escalated to a bigger fever this morning. That poor kid is always sick.
Anyways, I thought I would share the best piece of info that came from Saturday’s party. Apparently, Noxema is the absolute best feminine wash, according to Nadine, who declared herself an expert in that category (NOTE: Nadine had already consumed 5 glasses of Bahama Mama when she decided to share this info with the party). If you use Noxema to clean your girly parts, not only will you be VERY fresh and clean, but it gives you a nice little cool tingle to let you know it’s working! It just so happened that I have some Noxema on hand, so I decided to test Nadine’s hypothesis on Sunday, and I have to say that the tingle was nice!!! So ladies, go out and buy you some Noxema…cause it is the new “clean” in feminine wash! - I laughed my ass off when she told us this!!!
I posted a couple of pictures from the evening in the extended post.
Show MoreThis is what four (4) gallons of Bahama Mama looks like. Yummy, huh?
Here is the table setup for all of the sex toy goodness!
Yes, that is a real “life-like” imitation moving tongue! Man did it feel real!
This was the guest of honor, she is getting married next week.
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