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Who in your family do you think you’re most like?
My sister and I have a very similar sense of humor, so I would have to say her for lack of a better answer.

Have you ever wanted to object at a wedding, or have you objected at a wedding?
Oh hell yes I have wanted too!  Even though the groom was a friend, he was a complete loser and not husband material.  He was fun to have around when drinking, but that’s about it!  Sadley, I did not object, but the marriage did not last long.

Play the Boo-Yay game. Tell us about a “boo” and a “yay” from the past week.

Boo:
We are still in between health insurance companies due to Todd getting a new job.

Yay:
Not having insurance is a great excuse to not have to go have a vaginal examination!

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I saw this over at my good friend Nadine’s and decided to steal it and show it over here, because isn’t it just so true?  This is how my life is on a daily basis!

01. Kate Moss
I could really care less if Kate Moss snorts 10 eight balls worth of cocaine up her nose and loses 10 more modeling contracts.  I don’t care if she entered rehab or if she completed rehab.  I really just do not care.

02. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
I think everyone is pretty sick of these two.  Tom Cruise is a psycho now and the whole pregnancy is a little wierd.  He is old enough to be Katie’s dad.

03. Pit Bull Attacks
I am sick of news stories that focus on the pit bull breed and make it look evil, instead of focusing on the dipshits that raise them to be that way.  My pitbull, Moses, is the best behaved, sweetest dog that I have ever encountered and could not hurt a fly!

04. Steroids in MLB
It seems like every week there is a new report of steroid use in Major League Baseball.  I am pretty over hearing about it.  Figure out how to regulate it and be done with it!

05. Angelina and Brad
I don’t give two shits about what Brad and Angelina are doing on a daily basis.  I do not care if they want to adopt 700 under-priviledged children from various third world countries.  I think it was shitty how they went about their relationship and don’t care to hear about them.

06. Bird Flu Virus
Seriously, what the hell is this?  Is it a flu for birds or for humans and named after birds?  Either way it is constantly in the news lately.

07. Celebrity Anorexia
If Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, The Olsen Twins and Kate Hudson want to starve themselves, then let them, I really would not impact my life that much.  They should get up with Kate Moss and try out her cocaine diet.

08. Britney Spears and My Boy K-Fed
I just loath these two.  Him because he is trash and her for being so stupid to marry and support trash.

09. Nick & Jessica
Are they splitting up or not?  Did Nick beg her not to go?  Is Jessica’s partying ways breaking up the marriage?  Did they spend their anniversary apart? Are America’s Newlyweds going to make it?  WHO THE HELL CARES!

10. Howard Stern’s Move to Sirrius Radio
I know you  don’t want to hear this, so I apologize, BUT, does it really matter which radio station he talks about strippers, boobs and other unimportant topics?  Really?  I don’t think it does.