Five Weird Habits of Highly Weird Children

01. Kaiden cannot let her fork/spoon mix with different foods.  She has to have a separate fork/spoon for each thing on her plate.  This tends to create a lot of dishes.

02. Ashton plays with my boobs constantly.  He points at them and yells “boobie,” when he is next to me on the couch, he pokes them, when he is tired, he rubs them – he is obsessed with them.

03. Kaiden has to wear pink every day.  She has to have something pink on.  It will drive her crazy if she does not have it.

04. Ashton cannot stand covers on.  He kicks them off ALL THE TIME.  I am scared to death that he will freeze through the night sometimes.

05. Kaiden has to “tickle” her face with her “tickle” blankee to fall asleep.  She has always had a chenille blankee with fringe on the ends and she wads up some of the fringe in her hands and tickles her lips with them while falling asleep.

Tagged For Ten – Ten Random Facts about Me

01. When I was in elementary school, I fell off my bike and slid down the pavement removing the freckles from one side of my face.  It took six months for the freckles to come back.

02. I shave my legs without any shaving cream or soap in the shower.  Every time I have tried using something, I cut myself horribly.

03. When I was in high school, I came home drunk one night and called one of those psychic hotlines.  I racked up and ENORMOUS bill and got into HUGE trouble with my dad.

04. I cannot drink out of glasses, only plastic cups.  For some reason a glass makes my drink taste funny to me.

05. I eat one thing at a time until it is finished.  For example, I would eat all my mashed potatoes, then all of my broccoli, then all my meat.  I have always eaten like this.

06. I always put up a huge front.  I act like the biggest badass ALL the time, and behind closed doors, I cry like a baby about everything.

07. I keep my house immaculate.  I cannot stand for my house to be messy.  I could care less about my car, which is usually a mess.

08. I do not do well with throw up.  I am not one of those moms that will hug their child and comfort them while they are vomiting.  I am the kind that spins them around and shoves them the other way, as I try to control my gag reflex.

09. I SUCK WITH MONEY.  I cannot say this enough.  I have no idea what is wrong with me.  I spend it like it is never ending.  I have disappointed my husband with this on numerous occasions.  I would give anything to get this under control.

10. I stole $5 out of my moms purse when I was in sixth grade to get pizza and a shiny sticker out of the sticker vending machine at the school roller skating party after she had told me and my sister no.  I told my sister when we got there that I had found the money in the parking lot.  I was busted for taking the money after the party when my sister told my mom about us getting the pizza. 

SEVENS

Seven things I hope to do before I die:
01. Get my kick-ass body back.
02. Run in a marathon.
03. Go to Fiji with my husband.
04. Be presented with the 3-stone diamond anniversary ring.
05. Learn to surf.
06. See both of my children grow up and be successful and happy.
07. Retire, sell my house, buy a Winnebago and travel with my husband.

Seven things I cannot do:
01. Not spend money (really working on this one).
02. Live in a dirty house.
03. Stop obsessing over my weight.
04. Eat mushrooms.
05. Draw.
06. Drive the speed limit.
07. Be on time to work.

Seven things that attracted me to my spouse:
01. His personality.
02. His honesty.
03. His looks – he is VERY good looking.
04. His kiss.
05. His broad chest.
06. His smile.
07. His touch.

Seven things I say often:
01. The “F” word.
02. Oh Christ.
03. Come on buddy!
04. One, Two – If I get to three you are in trouble!
05. Love You!
06. You’re my best friend Kaiden.
07. Shut up.

Seven Books/Series I love:
01. The Prophet by Khalil Gibran
02. The Witching Hour by Anne Rice
03. The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd

I cannot think of anymore right now.

Seven Movies I Could Watch Over and Over Again:
01. Fried Green Tomatoes
02. Goonies
03. Shrek
04. Old School
05. Pulp Fiction
06. Interview with a Vampire
07. Silence of the Lambs