01. Whistle
I hate people who whistle all the time, especially out in public or at work!
02. Nail Clipping
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT clip your damn nails at work - or anywhere outside of the home for that matter - it is disgusting.
03. Slow Drivers
There is such a thing as going too slow and if I am behind you, you can bet I will be right up on your ass! Man I hate when people don’t even drive the speed limit!
04. ALL CAPS EMAILS!
If you send me an email written in ALL CAPS - I automatically in my head think less of you. You are too lazy to type correctly, so you turn on the caps so that you be as dumb as you want and no one will know - so you think!
05. Lane Hijackers
If there is a line of traffic waiting to exit the interstate or to enter it…wait your damn turn like the rest of us. If I see you creeping up in my mirror trying to hijack my spot in line, I will wear a pair of breaks out from staying on the guy in front of me’s ass before I let you over! And if you do happen to get in, don’t give me the look like you didn’t know the lane ended asshole!
06. Can’t Joke
If you cannot take a joke, than I cannot be your friend - period.
07. The Liquor Stench
There is nothing better than the alcoholic at work that goes out drinking every night and coming into work wreaking of liquor the next day because they drank so much it is now coming out of their pores.
08. Mr. Bumper Sticker
Why do you need to have 400 bumper stickers on the back of your car, displaying every cause you agree with or band that you like to listen to? It looks trashy and I really don’t care if you think “Meat is Murder” or want “Whirrled Peas.”
09. The $300 Drive-Thru Orderer
If your order is for more than about 4 people - go inside and order. Do not hold up a line of people that are in a hurry!
10. Mullet Men
Seriously, its not in style and it isn’t even that funny anymore.
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