Tonight on NBC is the Premier of 30 Rock and Twenty Good Years.  Both promise to be great new comedys and they are definitely NOT reality shows, which makes them all that much better!!!  So, are you watching tonight?  Are you?

On a totally different subject, I think someone left me a shitty comment.  Go look at the “Goddammit” post and read the last comment and give me your opinion, shitty or not?  I think I detect a tone, but I could be wrong.

Dena and I had the wonderful opportunity to spend an afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese’s yesterday for a birthday party that Ethan and Kaiden were invited to - we were psyched and pumped to go ( I am being completely facetious here)!  While sitting at the table talking to each other, a woman decided to stand right near us so that her and her daughter could get a better view of the Chuck E. Cheese stage and all the top notch entertainment going on up their.  She made it extremely difficult to concentrate on my conversation w/ Dena.  She was wearing a pair of jeans that were about two sizes too small and a “belly” shirt, that barely covered the bottom of her bra.  So of course, I have to interrupt Dena with an “okay take a look - 12:00 and let me know how you feel about what you see,” to which Dena replies, “Oh God a Muffin Top,” sending us both into hysterical laughter.

Now I had never heard this expression, but immediately I knew what she meant and of course when I typed it into urbanDICTIONARY, it was there.  According to urbanDICTIONARY a Muffin Top is when a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.  That is a perfect new word/definition!

Now, neither of us are skinny minnies, but we do own mirrors, make use of the said mirrors and dress appropriately.  It amazes me how some people will go out into public and that the majority of them think that they look pretty damn hot!!!

On the same subject matter (new words/definitions), Dena and I learned another gem of a word from her 22 year old daughter not too long ago that I thought I would share - FOPA.  Have you heard it before?  Neither had we, but it stands for Fat Over P—-y Area.  Nice, huh?  We thought so too!  Try to work that into a conversation today and let me know how that goes!

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I saw this over at Smooch Dog and it made me chuckle, and since it is the month of the dead and other spooky things, I thought I would post it here too!  Yippee for you!  So, who is your Dead Celebrity Soulmate?

Here are mine:

01. King Henry the VIII
A date with a king is always a grand affair; the trouble is, serious relationships are always fraught with complexities that a traditional couple would never imagine. We can only recommend that you speak with your attorney before committing to anything binding, and in this case, ALWAYS sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
I’ll try not to lose my head getting excited over this date!

02. Pancho Villa
Villa considers himself a revolutionary more than an outlaw, but you might find his methods and motivations a bit questionable if you look too deeply. Enjoy the ride while it lasts, but try not to get too involved, as many of Villa’s excursions end in violent gunfights, arson, and general property damage.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION! Who doesn’t like playing with fire and guns on a date?  I sure do!!!

03. Vincent van Gogh
Dates with van Gogh are unpredictable—you might end up having a perfectly nice afternoon picnic with him in the countryside, or you might end up in a shouting match with him in his bedroom, dodging any small objects he might throw at you. Van Gogh is a very passionate man, so it’s possible that you will end up on the receiving end of a manic diatribe if you’re not careful what you say. Most importantly: hide any sharp implements when you’re around him.
Wouldn’t be a bad date, but you would have to keep repeating everything you say into his good ear!

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