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We use Microsoft Sharepoint at work for all of us to stay connected and share information - it’s web based so we can access it from anywhere.  We just updated to the new Beta version and we all received an email from the owner of the company to please log into the new site and update our profiles, which will be used in corporate online meetings, forums, instant messaging, etc. 

I finished mine.  My boss loves me!

This was on College Humor dot Com and I thought is was hilarious, so I am posting it here - your welcome!

He’s lost his sugar mama and his album tanked but he still has to get those limited edition kicks somehow. Who knows, maybe he’ll get a job…

Receptionist at Quest Diagnostic Center

“Yo, this message is for Mr. Fenfang Chow or whatever, this is Kevin at Quest Diagnostics returning your call, it’s about 9:30 on Tuesday in the morning and yo listen Chenchang, Ima be real wit you, cuz I remember you when you came in last Thursday, you was real nice or whatever. Well listen, boo, we got your AIDS test back and you got it bad, dawg, so call a nigga back, catch you later.”

Rite Aid Night Manager

“Look it, Ima be real wit you okay, and I need you to be real wit me so we can get this straightened up, aight? So like I told you you need to fix up the tampons in aisle 6 and then when you didn’t do what I axt you to do, then, you know, Ima be like listen, boo, I gotta do my thang, you know? I’m just doin’ my thang, you know what I’m saying, and I’m just axing you to do your thang, boo, so we can do this right, and make the tampons look fiiine, you feeling me, Edna?”

Tour Guide at Monticello in Charlottesville, Virginia

“Aight kids, follow me through here. Dis room right here is Thomas Jefferson’s library, yo. Dis is where he like read and wrote stuff like the Declaration of Independance or whatever, and you know, Ima be real wit you kids, TJ’s bookroom had like 6,000 books you know what I’m saying, and then he like sold it to Congress in 1815 or whatever after its building and collection were damaged by the British in 1814, forming the nucleus of the Library of Congress yo. Aiight so the next room is the gift shop where ya’ll can by my new single ‘Privilege’.”

Erotic Novelist

“So the real fine bitch wit big titties comes over to him and she was like hey boo Ima be real wit you right now, Ima take off my shirt so we can get it on, and then she, you know, took her shirt off and he could see her titties or whatever and he was like oh shoo girl I can see your titties or whatever and she was like yeah I know whatchu gonna do about it fool and he was like I dunno I guess Ima go over there and you know get down wit you and she was like yeah aight boo you do dat, so then they did it, you know what I’m saying?”










I cannot explain the strange obsession that I seem to have with K-Fed.  Sorry!!!

Yesterday, a girl that I work with and I decided to go see this personal trainer guy.  I had seen his postcard at The Atlanta Bread Company and picked one up.  He was offering a bunch of evaluations and sessions to get people in the door, so we went.  We had to get weighed and measured and then go through and evaluation involving situps, pushups and working out on a stepper.

Today, I cannot move.  I cannot laugh too hard, I cannot lift my arms over my head, I can not bend down to pick things up - NOTHING.  I ran a damn red light today, because I knew if I tried to stop for it, it would hurt me somehow, somewhere.  And this is just from the evaluation.  We get 10 more sessions with him, and I am not going to lie, I am a little bit scared.  He is an ex-drill sergeant and he apparently likes inflicting pain!

Last night I watched An American Haunting, which is based on true events validated by the State of Tennessee of the only case in US History where a spirit or entity caused the death of a man.  It was so-so.  There was sort of a twist at the end that made you sit there and say WTF?  What just happened here? 

Kaiden really wanted to watch it and I told her no and that she needed to go upstairs and get ready for bed, but she kept begging to watch:

KAIDEN: Mommy, PLEASE can I stay down here with you and Kelly and watch.

MOMMY: No Kaiden, Upstairs!!  This movie will give you nightmares!!!

KAIDEN: That will only be for like two weeks mommy, then it will be done and I will be fine!

She knows it all!!!

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