I am totally addicted to the HILARIOUS graphs that people make over at GraphJam.  Some of them are just plain awesome.  How awesome you ask?  This awesome:

Or maybe this awesome:

You are welcome.  Now onto something VERY important.  Saw this quiz-thingy floating around the internets and I think it would be so neato-burrito if you complete it and leave your answers in my comments.  Thank you in advance!!!

What’s Your Name???

01. Your Spy Name:
Take the word “Agent” and add the first 3 digits of your social security number to the end. (Feel free to also add your CC verification code to make it even more awesome!)

02. Your Movie Star Name:
Take your middle name and then add your mother’s maiden name to the end of it.

03. Your Robot Name:
Alternate your initials and the middle digits of your social security. (Think C3P0!) You can make this even funner by adding your birth year at the end to give it that retro sci-fi feel.

04. Your Porn Star Name:
Take the name of the street that you live on, add the last 4 numbers of your SSN, your 5 most recent passwords, and your first pet’s name. Is that right on or what??

Don’t forget to leave me your cool names in my comments - I KID.  Seriously, DON’T, because I will totally steal your identity and get myself some cool new shit!!!

That is a picture of me and one of my best friends since 7th grade - Nadine.  A couple months ago, we had one of our notorious “Girl’s Night Out” nights.  We were hanging out at the bars in downtown Norfolk and I swear it was one of the funniest nights EVAH.  I mean, it was non-stop laughing the whole night.  I only bring this up, because one of my other girlfriend’s finally just posted her pics from the night on her MySpace site and they made me start laughing again.  The pics start out real innocent, like the one above and like this one of me, Nadine and our friend Katy Lee:

But you can tell I am getting a little more drunk as the pictures progress - you can see in my eyes that I have been drinking.  I have that “Hold Me Up Guys” look on my face.  Then I became the drunk photo bomber, showing up in the background of every photo they tried to take that did not include me.  Who do they think they are not including me in photos.

Then there is one like this, where you can CLEARLY tell in this photo that someone should have stopped serving me beers.:

After we were done terrorizing the bars this particular night, we went to out to eat and the restaurant that we went to sat us upstairs - which was all well and good until we tried to leave and our friend Mel totally ate shit down the stairs.  I heard this *thud-thud-thud* behind me and when Katy Lee and I turned around, Mel was in a full split on the stairs.  One of her legs was by her ear and we were SURE she had broken something, but at the same time COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING.  And that was when the jokes started flying.  She told us that her “fatter” leg must have still been hungry and was trying to get back up the stairs to get some more food.  I lost it.  Then her and Nadine said something to the effect of, “you guys are just jealous - weren’t you ever a cheerleader?  That’s called a hurkey bitches!”  When we got to the car, we were laughing so hard that she could not maneuver out of her parking space, so I’m all “why don’t you throw your go-go gadget leg out the window and use it as a curb-feeler?” - The jokes just kept on flying and we just kept on laughing.  Which led to this video of us trying to get out of a parking garage.  Mel was sober (mostly… I think) at this point… but we were not, and we were driving her nuts joking her and giving her a hard time about not being able to get out of the garage.

This is how “Girls Nights Out” should be.

Don’t f*ck around and catch them - because they suck!

I cannot even remember where I got this, but I had it saved for a day that I had nothing to post about…

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don’t have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you’ll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don’t always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don’t have as much going for them as you do.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You’re most comfortable when you’re far away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you’re too busy having fun to care.

I agree with the sexy part… HA!

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