Several days ago I purchased the above Victoria Secret bikini top on Ebay to go with the matching bottoms that I already own. I have a tankini top to go with them now, but wanted a bikini top for an upcoming trip. I paid a whopping $10 for it with $3 shipping - new with tags. Can’t beat that!!! The bikini top came in yesterday (just as described) in a box filled with propaganda like the three examples below:
I feel so thankful that this woman included all this literature in the box with my purchase. I had NO CLUE that the world was ending on May 21, 2011. It’s a Saturday, which I guess that’s good, so I won’t have to use up a vacation day for it. I am glad that I decided to get the bikini top and enjoy it THIS SUMMER, since apparently, I won’t be able to get much use out of it next summer. I am also guessing that this literature doubles as this woman’s “Return Policy” - I am guessing she won’t be around to handle returns after this date.
I went ahead and gave her positive feedback since the item was in fact new with tags, shipped fast and had no defects. I did not bother wishing her luck on May 21, 2011 in my feedback notes… as I am quite sure she is already thoroughly prepared for that day!
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