On the phone this morning with Nadine…

Nadine: I really feel like I need a deep internal cleansing… like I need to completely clean my system out.  I feel like shit.

Misty: Oh yeah?  Okay.

Nadine: I got some of that citrate of magnesia that they gave Big Kev to completely clean him out before his colonoscopy and I have been sipping it like a cordial.

Misty: You are doing WHAT?  Who the hell does that Nadine? OH MY GOD. **laughing uncontrollably**

Nadine: WHAT?  I don’t have the time to devote to an entire day of shitting, so instead of gulping it down, I am thinking that if I sip it like a cordial it will work slower.  Hopefully I don’t shat myself at the front doors of the grocery store later.

Misty: I hope you know I am putting this on my blog today.  You are so freaking retarded.  Who does that?  Who sips laxatives like cordials to try and “cleanse” themselves… slowly?  Oh my god I love you.

This is usually how my morning conversations with Nadine go.  I walk into work in the mornings with mascara already streaming down my face from laughing.  God love her.

For Christmas I got the Garmin FR60 Sports Watch with accompanying Foot Pod and Heart Rate Monitor.  I have used it twice now during runs to track my mileage, pace, heart rate, etc and I have to say I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS WATCH!  You put the foot pod on your shoe laces, strap on the heart rate monitor press a button on your watch and off you go.  In the two runs that I have taken with it (would have been more if the stupid snow we got buried under hadn’t taken a week to melt) I have found that it is pretty spot on accurate with my mileage.  I have driven the routes I take with my car, mapped them on “mapmyrun” dot com and now tested the watch and they all come out pretty much the same.  It also came with a USB stick that when my watch comes close to, automatically transfers all my info and uploads it so I can track my workouts.

I am excited to keep using it and watch myself better my pace/time.  Hands down one of my favorite Christmas gifts, outside of my new running shoes/socks and my ponytail hat.  If you run or walk or even bike (there is a bike attachment you can buy) this is an AWESOME watch to own.

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