Saw this over at Petroville, so I thought I would post it here too, since its so damn funny!

Click here to get your Gangsta Name, and then let me know what yours is in the comments.  Here are mine:

With Middle Name: Broken Skull Cruncha
Without Middle Name: Chewy tha Indian

I think it goes without saying - Don’t mess with the Skull Cruncha!!!

My good good friend Nadine

Renee sent me an email today to let me know how much she appreciates my friendship.  The following was her e-mail:

Subject: True Friendship

Are you tired of all those sissy-ass “friendship” poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.  I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath…I pledge it till the end.  “Why?” you may ask ... because you are my friend.

We cooked out, made s’mores and had cocktails at Nadine’s - Mmmm Mmmm!!!

As we were driving to go to the movies, I snapped a shot of this:

These two cars were just minding their own business, when a big mean drunk car plowed into them in their driveway, while they were sleeping.  This is literally, right around the corner from my house.

A disadvantage of living 3 blocks from the beach is that you are also 3 blocks from all the bars at the beach, and all of the drunk people coming out of those bars.

I feel sorry for these people, because BOTH of their cars got wrecked.

We just got back from the movies.  We saw Madagascar.  This one ranked up there with Shrek in my opinion.  Everyone should go see this.

It would probably be more enjoyable if the kids stayed home.  :D