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Last night at approximately 12:20am, someone called my house.  I did not answer the phone, so the answering machine picked up (which happens to be on the night stand next to my bed).  After the beep, a voice whispered, “You are going to Die!” then hung up.

WTF?  How the hell am I supposed to sleep after that?  So I look at the caller I.D. and there is a number and a name.  IDIOT!  Well of course when I call the number this morning, I get this funny ring and then a beep.  I then decided to “google” the number, to which I found this:

Upon further investigation, I was able to find this, which is some sort of posting on a “daddy resource” message board:

 

Neither the website he has listed nor the e-mail address he has listed is any good.  DAMN IT!  If anyone else has any other suggestions as to how to track this asshole down, let me have ‘em!

For anyone out there thinking of prank calling my house and leaving a message that threatens my life or the life of anyone in my family - let this be a lesson to you:
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!

P.S. The add states that he was put through HELL with his divorce - Do you think it has anything to do with his late night calling habits, or the fact that he is a freakin psycho?

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Okay - the interview is on right now, but its about poverty in Africa.  Oh that tricky Brad - he’s going to make us work for the juicy gossip.

If Jen had to work this hard, than no wonder they broke up!

Okay, Brad Pitt is going to be interviewed tonight at 10:00 EST on PrimeTime Live by Diane Sawyer.  Do I dare tune in?  I have read a lot of people’s opinions on this and it seems that many were rooting for Angelina over Jennifer.  I on the other hand, am very torn.  Will anyone else be staying up to watch?  What do you think the real reason is behind the breakup?  Maybe Brad is a messy person, and Jennifer was over picking up after him…I’ll bet that’s going to be it!

P.S.

TEN ROMANTIC THINGS TO DO FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

1. Wear something other than a Hanes white t-shirt and underwear to bed.
2. Leave my bra on until at least 8:00pm tonight.
3. Keep the kids busy, so he can enjoy ten more minutes of alone time in the bathroom.
4. I could spend some quality time with him instead of sitting on the couch with my laptop.
5. Fold the clothes that have been in the dryer for a week, so that he can grab an outfit from his closet, instead of having to “fluff” one in the dryer for 5 minutes.
6. Not bitch at him for his shoes and socks always being in the middle of the hallway.
7. Not make him help with bath night tonight.
8. I could cook something, anything.
9. I could let him watch 30 minutes of ESPN, instead of me watching a Friends or Seinfeld rerun
10. I could actually initiate some sex this week!
OH GOD, that was fun!  Too bad none of that shit is actually gonna happen!