I have been holding on to a few of these in my phone so I wouldn’t forget them, so now I am cleaning them out.

“I waked up just in time to wake up Mommy!”

“MOM… Can you PLEASE just wait your patience with me for a minute!”

“Ugghh, why does my eye keep itching?  Do you think I have that thing they call side effects Mom?”

“Aww MAN, that’s gross, I am totally going to varmint on you!”

And finally this one…

ME TO MY MOM: “How are we going to do Christmas this year?” (inquiring about dinner, etc)

ASHTON: “The RIGHT WAY, so we don’t get on that naughty list!!!”

The boy consistently cracks me the hell up.

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Yesterday was Sunday… which meant it was typical Sunday stuff on the agenda - going to my parent’s house and watching football with the family and having Sunday night dinner together.  My sister is up from Florida, which makes Sundays even more enjoyable for the time being.  It was great conversation day yesterday between my sister and dad:

DAD: Why do all these guys have so much hair coming out the back, it should be an NFL rule to cut it off.

KELLY: Why does it matter?

DAD: It’s a bad influence on the children.

KELLY: What?  How is that?  Are they going to do drugs now as a result of NFL players having long hair?

DAD: It doesn’t fit in the helmet right.

KELLY: Again, how is that negatively influencing our youth?

DAD: Look Kelly, you act like I’ve never worn a helmet, if it doesn’t fit right…YOU DIE!  And if you have facial hair your breathing mask won’t seal right!

KELLY: Dad you were a pilot in the Navy, these guys are playing football and don’t have breath valves.

DAD: It’s just unprofessional!

KELLY: But some of these guys are religious, or it’s part of their culture.

DAD: Than they need to go back to their country and study religion.

(Kelly leaves the room and conversation is abruptly ended.)

Ahhhh… it’s times like these that I love my family!  :tear: