A collection of thoughts and other stuff not worthy of a full post.

I am posting my Saturday’s Sundries on Sunday - so technically it is Sunday Sundries, which just sounds too damn sunny!

I just looked over at Kaiden, who is laying on the couch, spread eagle with no underwear.  I said Kaiden where are your underwear and she replied, “Mom you know I like to give my tootie air sometimes.”

It was really nice last night and several of the neighbors and I sat outside drinking beer and letting the kids run around barefoot in the street, while we half watched them, throwing out the occasional “Watch out kids - Car coming.”

We have now entered the tantrum stage with Ashton, complete with foot stomping, kicking and screaming.  And he REALLY does not like it when you point at him and laugh while he does it.

I had no clue that today was Daylight Savings time…did you?

My damn Ipod is not holding a charge for very long - about and hour to and hour and a half at the most.  Is this fixable?

Since I am asking your advice, I might as well throw this one out there too - does anyone know how to set up another weblog in Expression Engine and would like to help someone (me) in doing so?  If so, Holla!

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A collection of thoughts and other stuff not worthy of a full post.

My daughter decided (for the second time) to experiment with the “do-it yourself” haircut.  While at her friends house, her and her friend decided to play hairdresser and gave each other haircuts.  She got hacked.  I had to cut about 6 inches off leaving her with shoulder length hair.  She also has bangs now.  I really cried over this one.

I actually got up this morning and cleaned out my car and blew all the leaves off my porch and driveway and out of all the bushes.  I was even thinking about mowing the lawn - but then I realized I was thinking crazy thoughts and went inside to lay down.

I have had a strange craving for skittles ALL week.  But not all the skittles, just the red ones.  I really wish you could buy a pack of all red ones.

Do you ever get a cut on the inside of your nose?  I have one right now and it has been driving me completely nuts all week.  I can’t stand it anymore!!!

I am in desperate need of some new mascara - for some reason I always wait till the last minute to get it.  I have to churn the brush forever to loosen the hard, crusty mascara, so that I can get just a little bit more to apply to my eyes.

A collection of thoughts and other stuff not worthy of a full post.

I have been fighting with this guy on Ebay for over a month now and I am really starting to get pissed.  I ordered something for Kaiden for Christmas back in November and he never sent it, so after numerous emails, phone calls, threats and paypal disputes he finally sent it - and it was freakin broken in pieces!  BASTARD!  I’ll be heading back onto Ebay to purchase a VooDoo doll now.

Ashton learned how to spit this week - we are so PROUD!  He now thinks it is acceptable to spit in your face whenever you pick him up and when you tell him NO NO - he laughes right in your face, a hearty laugh, as if to say “You are such a loser mom.”  Again, I am the PRIME example of being punished for your youthful ways!

I finally shaved out all of the dread locks on my rastafarian cat.  I am pretty sure that it got so bad because of the two times she got out of the house.  She must have gone into the woods/saltmarsh behind my house and rolled in some sap or something, which caused all her fur to matte up.

I got some pretty bad health news this week, but it is fixable, so I am not letting it get me down or interrupt my fitness quest!!!

I also got some wonderful news this week, which will make for ONE HELL OF A BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR (and it’s my 30th too)!  My whole spirit has been lifted and I have felt like I have been on cloud nine for a couple days now!

I am really wishing that all of our tax stuff would hurry up and come in, so I can get that done and out of the way!  Hopefully we will get some money back this year.

All my working out and dieting is FINALLY starting to pay off.  I am starting to see changes in the mirror, and Ashton is pointing and yelling “Boobie” more - so they must be looking perkier too!  They’ll be really perky when I reach my fitness goals and reward myself with that boob job!

I need to finish this damn post and hurry up and call the nail salon and schedule my pedicure appointment today!  So I bid you adue!

A collection of thoughts and other stuff not worthy of a full post.

This week I got really sunburned.  Because I go into the tanning booth naked, my boobs/nipples also got sunburned.  When I get a sunburn, I get the chills the whole time.  When I get the chills, my nipples get hard.  Hard sunburned nipples = excrutiating pain!

This morning, before Kaiden’s bath, she was running around the house naked.  She apparently had to use the bathroom during this naked time, but did not feel the need to wipe, or call someone to wipe her.  She then ran from room to room jumping around on all the beds, leaving little shit spots everywhere her little bottom landed.  I spent the day stripping beds and washing sheets.

My cat has got some serious, serious dreadlocks going on - I really need to get someone to help hold her down so that I can cut/shave them out!

My son likes saying “Uh-Oh” so much that he has started destroying things on purpose, just to say it and then clap at himself and scream “Yay.”

I swear I buy hangars ALL THE TIME, and yet I never have enough in this house to hang up all the clothes?

I found this while reading someone’s blog.  Discuss amongst yourselves!  If you are a female, would you use this?