Everyone from work decided to go have drinks.  And I don’t turn down drinking…

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Apparently my buddy at the diving company is in a good mood again today. I just got an email from him with the title “Your Friday Flash Dance” - and he has found an even better stripper to photoshop into my old photo. He is going to keep this picture forever. I can hardly wait to see who is stripping for me next Friday!!! I LOVE the people I get to work with!

He also took a screen shot from our web site and added some additional training that my company now offers as a result of yesterday’s F.T.B. seminar that was held in my office - this cracked me the hell up!

You cannot read it in that photo, but it says:

Flick The Bean Special This Month

We are pleased to provide this titillating new training class on the latest advancement of FTB, as we like to call FTB 2.00, A Techy’s guide to the magic marble. Our “Special” instructor Misty will thrill and delight you with her in depth training information and hands on training session. Please bring cameras for the class photos and future internet postings. Snacks and refreshments will be served. Looking forward to all those that can participate.

I am sorry, but this shit just NEVER stops being funny.

First let me start this post out by stating that if you are easily offended or disgusted by any talk about masturbation or female parts, then you should probably not continue reading. Also, if you are my mother, you too should not continue reading… well, just because.

A co-worker and I have been cracking up the last couple of days over the term “Flick the Bean” or as it will now be referred to from hereon out “F.T.B.” I cannot remember how we originally got on the subject, but it has not stopped and it is so funny to me that I laugh to the point of tears whenever he says it. We happened to be discussing it when another co-worker walked up and did not get what it meant. After repeated hints, without actually coming out and telling him, he still did not get it, so my co-worker says “Oh come on, don’t tell me we are going to have to teach you all about the little man in the boat!” I LOST IT…. but not as much as I lost it when he drew a diagram of it for a couple of us on my white board in my office today.

I cannot stop laughing about it. My boss came in and looked at my board and shook his head, turned around and walked out as he muttered under his breath “Oh Jesus, I don’t even want to know!” As if that was not enough, when he was drawing it, he asked me to look up if he spelled “queef” right and when I typed it into Google, Wikipedia came up with an entry for “Vaginal Flatulence” - they seriously had an entry for it and gave it other names it could be referred to as, like “Vart” - O.M.G. - I was crying, CRYING I tell you!!!

THEN… just when I calmed down and tried to get back to work, I received and email from a client of mine that works for a local construction diving company with the subject “The things you find on the internet!” - and attached was an old picture of me that he had gotten from my Flickr account, and that he had photo-shopped a stripper into.

I was cracking up - he did a damn good job! I called him and asked him how long it took him to find a picture of a stripper in that position and he laughed and said, “I found that on the first try, it was like I was meant to make that picture for you!” - HAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, I am done.  I seriously need to get some work done now!

Most people that have worked with me know that working with me is a unique experience. I like to have fun at work and I like to work with fun people. When Dena and I worked together, it was SO MUCH FUN! We were constantly joking with each other, planning pranks against co-workers, enjoying strippers during Project Management meetings and last but not least, asking VERY inappropriate “questions of the week” to all our field guys, like “You have to pick a guy from the office to have sex with, which guy would you pick and why?” or “Have you ever given or received a Dirty Sanchez and when?”. I am still shocked that neither of us have ever been fired for sexual harassment! Good Times!

So if I happen to be working with you on a project; DO NOT call me and be all business and not talk to me on a personal level at all during the conversation. If you do, you will not be high up on my list of people I like to work with, unless you can learn to say hello to me and ask how my day is going, etc! Someone that I have been working on a schedule with has demonstrated that he knows how to work with me, as you can see from the email I received from him this morning… he gets it.

He is also a good sport and totally understands that I do not like being at the bottom of his priorities!!! Not to mention he gets to see my awesome stick figure drawing abilities!

He understands how to successfully work with me!  I think it is still a bit early in our working relationship to ask him the question of the week though! But Dena, go ahead and help me think of a good one, for when he is ready!

This is the view from my office window.  My boss brings his dog (a boxer named teeger) to work every day, so we have a fenced yard out back to accomodate her.